This website is trash. Reach me on kik or snapchat: tannerito
i want to take baths with you and hold your dumb hand and rent movies and watch those movies in your bed in our underwear at like 3 in the morning and i want to kiss your stupid face and cook you food and maybe fuck 7 times a night idnno.
reblog this if you’re super freakin gay
I guarantee you, the woman has packed all her stuff, plus her kids’ stuff, plus all the shit her husband forgot to pack. Five minutes into their vacation, dude will be cursing because he forgot something important, and his wife will be like, “Here it is. I thought you’d need it, so I packed it, along with all of your underwear, socks, swimsuit, toothbrush, and deodorant because apparently you confused our family trip to Disney World with an overnight couple’s stay at a nudist colony. You’re welcome.”
Laugh it up, assholes. Without us, you’d be wearing the same underwear three days straight, including poolside.
I could easily fit three days’ worth of stuff in a plastic bag. I’ve done it before.
Burrito + Quesadilla = Quesarito. It’s here.
Boys here and Dicks here.
Put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love which starts with that letter.
THIS IS CUTE PLEASE
MOM, THERE’S A SINGING MOOSE IN FRONT OF THE HOUSE
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY TO ME